Who writes this crap?

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Why make the FBI’s job harder?

Name: Lyle Prijoles (yes, I’m aware what my last name sounds like)
Hometown: San Diego, CA (Mira Mesa)
Current residence: Daly City, CA (Tha Shugashack)
“Sex”: Male
Birthday: May 30, 1985
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Relationship status: Loner
Ethnicity: Filipino (General Trias, Cavite)
Nationality: American
Current educational holding facility: San Francisco State University
Learnding: Journalism, Asian American Studies (majors), History (minor)
Political views: Many > Few + historical materialism
Religious views: Jesus- good, church- not-so-good